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Whirlearler is the #1 least respected user on "every app of all time". They're well known for their contributions to the contemporary Marxist social media site ''Tumblr'', which culminates in classic posts such as their "humanfaking" essay, "Measlesboy" defense, and the design of the evil cyber monkey pride flag among many others. | Whirlearler is the #1 least respected user on "every app of all time". They're well known for their contributions to the contemporary Marxist social media site ''Tumblr'', which culminates in classic posts such as their "humanfaking" essay, "Measlesboy" defense, and the design of the evil cyber monkey pride flag among many others. | ||
Whirlearler is a naturally gifted poster. Initially conceived out of tubes to post<ref>Whirlearler. “@whirlearler on Tumblr.” ''Tumblr'', 4 Apr. 2025, [https://www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/779934219297243136/look-im-gifted-poster-basicaly-i-was-born-for-this?source=share www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/779934219297243136/look-im-gifted-poster-basicaly-i-was-born-for-this?source=share].</ref>, as well as mammals or insects that are good posters in their habitats, they were born to fulfill the sole purpose of being an expert at posting. It's theorized they spend most of their time submerged in a rather large vat of syrup, doing nothing other than thinking of their next post. | Whirlearler is a naturally gifted poster. Initially conceived out of tubes to post<ref>Whirlearler. “@whirlearler on Tumblr.” ''Tumblr'', 4 Apr. 2025, [https://www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/779934219297243136/look-im-gifted-poster-basicaly-i-was-born-for-this?source=share www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/779934219297243136/look-im-gifted-poster-basicaly-i-was-born-for-this?source=share].</ref>, as well as mammals or insects that are good posters in their habitats, they were born to fulfill the sole purpose of being an expert at posting. It's theorized they spend most of their time submerged in a rather large vat of syrup, doing nothing other than thinking of their next post. | ||
Revision as of 13:54, 23 April 2025
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 fig. 1: Whirlearler's tumbler profile picture. It was revealed in a post that this is an AI recreation of what Whirlearler would look like 50 years younger | |
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| Date of birth | February 2nd, 2025 |
| Date of death | March 13th, 2025 & August 12th, 2036 |
| Resurrected | March 28th, 2025 |
Whirlearler is the #1 least respected user on "every app of all time". They're well known for their contributions to the contemporary Marxist social media site Tumblr, which culminates in classic posts such as their "humanfaking" essay, "Measlesboy" defense, and the design of the evil cyber monkey pride flag among many others.
Whirlearler is a naturally gifted poster. Initially conceived out of tubes to post[1], as well as mammals or insects that are good posters in their habitats, they were born to fulfill the sole purpose of being an expert at posting. It's theorized they spend most of their time submerged in a rather large vat of syrup, doing nothing other than thinking of their next post.
- ↑ Whirlearler. “@whirlearler on Tumblr.” Tumblr, 4 Apr. 2025, www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/779934219297243136/look-im-gifted-poster-basicaly-i-was-born-for-this?source=share.
