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Whirlearler is a naturally gifted poster. Initially conceived out of tubes to post<ref>Whirlearler. “@whirlearler on Tumblr.” ''Tumblr'', 4 Apr. 2025, [https://www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/779934219297243136/look-im-gifted-poster-basicaly-i-was-born-for-this?source=share www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/779934219297243136/look-im-gifted-poster-basicaly-i-was-born-for-this?source=share].</ref>, as well as mammals or insects that are good posters in their habitats, they were born to fulfill the sole purpose of being an expert at posting. It's theorized they spend most of their time submerged in a rather large vat of syrup, doing nothing other than thinking of their next post. | Whirlearler is a naturally gifted poster. Initially conceived out of tubes to post<ref>Whirlearler. “@whirlearler on Tumblr.” ''Tumblr'', 4 Apr. 2025, [https://www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/779934219297243136/look-im-gifted-poster-basicaly-i-was-born-for-this?source=share www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/779934219297243136/look-im-gifted-poster-basicaly-i-was-born-for-this?source=share].</ref>, as well as mammals or insects that are good posters in their habitats, they were born to fulfill the sole purpose of being an expert at posting. It's theorized they spend most of their time submerged in a rather large vat of syrup, doing nothing other than thinking of their next post. | ||
== First Contact == | |||
Initial first contact with Whirlearler was made by [[Quincy]] when she made her 'whirlearler fanart of the following post:<blockquote>I just saw a young boy flying a kite in the field get swept away by the wind and carried off into the clouds and vanished into a point with a sparkle</blockquote>Their reblog was reblogged by Whirlearler, which was the first reciprocation of contact made by Whirlearler. Unfortunately the records of this post have been removed by Whirlearler. | |||
== Second Contact == | |||
The second and most important instance of reciprocating contact is the "Copyright Incident". The initial catalyst was the creation of a shirt, which directly quotes their "my shirt idea"<ref>Whirlearler. “@whirlearler on Tumblr.” ''Tumblr'', 2 Feb. 2025, https://www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/774436110336180224/my-shirt-idea</ref> post. The text is as follows:<blockquote>I ordered a Medium Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ at Taco Bell® but when I got my order it was just a cup with a single giant crystal rattling around inside it and the worst part is that they still gave me a straw like I'm somehow going to be able to suck an entire giant crystal through a tube that's at most 1/8" in diameter</blockquote>Quincy then decided to send a photo of them (with their face cropped) to Whirlearler. come morning, Whirlearler had a response: | |||
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 fig. 1: Whirlearler's tumbler profile picture. It was revealed in a post that this is an AI recreation of what Whirlearler would look like 50 years younger | |
| Info | |
| Date of birth | February 2nd, 2025 |
| Date of death | March 13th, 2025 & August 12th, 2036 |
| Resurrected | March 28th, 2025 |
| Euthanized | mid 2025 |
Whirlearler is the #1 least respected user on "every app of all time". They're well known for their contributions to the contemporary Marxist social media site Tumblr, which culminates in classic posts such as their "humanfaking" essay, "Measlesboy" defense, and the design of the evil cyber monkey pride flag among many others.
Whirlearler is a naturally gifted poster. Initially conceived out of tubes to post[1], as well as mammals or insects that are good posters in their habitats, they were born to fulfill the sole purpose of being an expert at posting. It's theorized they spend most of their time submerged in a rather large vat of syrup, doing nothing other than thinking of their next post.
First Contact
Initial first contact with Whirlearler was made by Quincy when she made her 'whirlearler fanart of the following post:
I just saw a young boy flying a kite in the field get swept away by the wind and carried off into the clouds and vanished into a point with a sparkle
Their reblog was reblogged by Whirlearler, which was the first reciprocation of contact made by Whirlearler. Unfortunately the records of this post have been removed by Whirlearler.
Second Contact
The second and most important instance of reciprocating contact is the "Copyright Incident". The initial catalyst was the creation of a shirt, which directly quotes their "my shirt idea"[2] post. The text is as follows:
I ordered a Medium Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ at Taco Bell® but when I got my order it was just a cup with a single giant crystal rattling around inside it and the worst part is that they still gave me a straw like I'm somehow going to be able to suck an entire giant crystal through a tube that's at most 1/8" in diameter
Quincy then decided to send a photo of them (with their face cropped) to Whirlearler. come morning, Whirlearler had a response:
- ↑ Whirlearler. “@whirlearler on Tumblr.” Tumblr, 4 Apr. 2025, www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/779934219297243136/look-im-gifted-poster-basicaly-i-was-born-for-this?source=share.
- ↑ Whirlearler. “@whirlearler on Tumblr.” Tumblr, 2 Feb. 2025, https://www.tumblr.com/whirlearler/774436110336180224/my-shirt-idea
