Marcus Thaddeus Thermonuclear Warhead II Jr Sr (Thunky)

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Thunky
Thermonuclear Warhead
Thunky chilling on his log, Cred. Charlie
Nicknames
Thunky, Snakey, 'the boy', 'the peeper', 'the thunkster', 'big stupid', 'dumb idiot', 'grandsnake',
Info
Full NameMarcus Thaddeus Thermonuclear Warhead II Jr Sr
BirthdayFebruary 17th, 2025
DiedAugust 12th, 2036 & May 24th, 2025 (Squished under table by Charlie in dream)
MotherQuincy
TheytherCharlie
Classification
CBCrCreature
TypeSnake
SubclassificationLooker

Thunky (Full name Marcus Thaddeus Thermonuclear Warhead II Jr Sr) is an inbred Miami Corn Snake born at the East Bay Vivarium in Berkeley. He's claimed to also be a Zombie morph, but this is disputed by herpetologists[1]. Sex unknown[2]. Despite his multiple incidents of homicide, he's been allowed to reintegrate into daily life under the watchful care of his parents, Quincy and Charlie. Thunky is also a recovering anorexic

About

Thunky the snake is a bitch ass motherfucker. He trampled my fucking plants. That's right, he took his long fucking snake body and tampled all over my fucking plants. And he said his body is "THIS wide".

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  2. Modern genetic tests have been unsuccessful at determining Thunky's sex. It may forever remain a mystery.