Charlie
| Charlie | |
|---|---|
 Charlie's public execution of a furry charged with political dissent, circa 2024 | |
| Info | |
| Occupation | Artist (nonpracticing) |
| Birth | Happened at some point |
| Died | August 12, 2036 |
| Sex | Frequently |
| Classification | |
| CBCr | Creature |
| Type | Animal |
| Subclassification | Sceloporus occidentalis |
| Esteemed Deeds | |
| Discovering a new type of dust mote; attempting to commune with ants; donating school supplies to horses in need | |
Biography
Charlie is a form of thing, animal, or being assumed to be in existence.[1] They have stated that they were not born; rather, they woke up in a field in Val Verde "Minecraft-style" and "figured things out from there".[2] Following a controversial foray into arcane magics (also known as SakuraScript[3]), they turned their attention towards tormenting small animals, both for entertainment and for their rare item drops. Their GDP is low by global standards.
Visions
On occasion (often at inopportune moments, such as during intimate activities), Charlie will experience "brain blasts", with their mind's eye flashing them an impossibly high-detail, photorealistic image of something completely random. In one instance, they were making conversation with Quincy when they were suddenly hit by a superbly rendered image of a western fence lizard sitting on a rock in a stock-photo-esque fashion. Around two weeks later, they experienced another, this time of eyebleedingly bright green Jurassic Park font on a black background saying "RAPTOR GANG" (fig. 1). In the original vision, the right side of the image was meant to be slightly cut off -- this defining feature is not a technical error of the Intrusive Gardening Wiki.
