Neutraldrop
Neutraldrop is an Instagram personality who's famous for his chaotic energy, destructive tendencies, and uncanny resemblance to Hank Schrader.
Breakdown
The core of Neutraldrops comedy relies on his manner of speaking, and his seemingly impulsive energy. His videos are relatively short, and revolve around the destruction of motor vehicles parked in remote areas of New York. He's usually loud and to the point, with a thick Boston accent. He'll often say something along the lines of "Folks, you don't spear throw[1] it", before throwing a long metal crowbar through a car windshield.
Neutraldrops videos are unique in the fact that they are only truly funny until you realize that his job involves finding junk cars and assumidly bringing them to junkyards, and that these are not in fact regular peoples cars. Any one of his videos is funny, but only the first 5-10 videos will truly reach the peak possible levels of comedy.
Greatest Hits
| Shorthand | Explanation | Link |
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| Parking Ticket | Neutraldrop approaches a car with a visible parking ticket stuck on it. He proceeds to say: "aaah this poor guy got a ticket, lemme give him something else to take his mind off it" before smashing a large hammer straight through the front windshield.
Being unexpected, this action is what pulls this video together to make it funny. |
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| Jeep Door Glass Road Rebar[2] | Neutraldrop is pictured standing next to an SUV Jeep, he picks up a moderately sized, bent piece of rebar. Addressing the camera he states that "A lotta people were wondering if you could take a piece of rebar you found on the side of the road and bash out the door glass on a jeep". He then breaks the glass in two swings, and addresses the camera once more: "You can do it but it might take two shots just letting you know"
The humorous aspect of this is that clearly, nobody was wondering if you could take a piece of rebar from the road and bash out the side window of a jeep. |
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| General File Throwings | This entry is simply dedicated to the general theme of throwing large metal files over impressive distances to break windshields. Choosing simply one video to showcase within these parameters is impossible, but it's important to take note of this action, as its arguably Neutraldrops signature moves. | N/A |
- ↑ the term "spear throw" here can be swapped for any other tool in Neutraldrops possession, such as crowbar, rebar, hammer, etc. This phrase is also sometimes used in casual conversation by others (eg. "Folks, you don't order the chicken sandwich"). It is then appropriate to preform exactly the action you have deterred yourself against.
- ↑ This is the first video of Neutraldrop uncovered by the EXPANSION group. It was initially located by Quincy on her reels feed, before being immediately shared with the other members of EXPANSION
